Sunday, December 21, 2008

happy dong zhi & fulfil my 3 wishes.

Dear Santa,

Will you grant me 3wishes if I managed to gain 1000/1000points by the end of this letter to you? Ok, I know you will, because you are the very sexy and cool Santa with a protruding tummy like 10pairs of triplets inside and weigh a total of 10tonnes(that's why you need reindeerssss to pull you around in the sleigh) that I knew from fairytales and storybooks since I was young.

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I woke up early today @ 12pm sharp (+300points) despite chatting with tkz till 6+am before he left for the airport. (+200points.) However, I could not tahan till he reach the airport and fell asleep while msging him & didn't managed to tell him to take care and spend less. (-200points)
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I ate alot of peanut ahballings, spring rolls and 瀘肉 today, very satisfying but +1000calories of fats (-500points). I bitched about XXX with joyce on msn today (-200points) but told her that we must be kind and 積點口徳 so that we will be pretty girls, skinny and lean, have sexy legs and the best part is with BigB/SmallC cup nehnehs next lifetime.(not too big, not too small, just the size of singapourrrrrzxzx.) (+400points).

I helped mama to set the table and cleared the table after dinner(+150points). I've been saving money by not spending this few months or going out as much this holiday(+200points) and have been a good girl as I helped my mama to save a little bit of money on food for me because I've lost 2kgs in 1week.(+300points)
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I'm going to wake up early tmr to go the ShengShiong and out with tcy provided that the trip's not cancelled.(+100points)
I don't have anymore good deeds/good things I've done recently to mention, therefore I shall provided you people with a good source of entertainment & laughter -Warning to those with weak hearts, take a deeeppp breath ! (+250points)

Total : 300+200-200-500-200+400+150+200+300+100+250 =1000points.

I've gained 1000/1000points. So here are my 3 wishes :
  1. Let my parents each strike toto and 4D, must be 1st prize so that they can be multi-millionaires(I don't buy toto and 4D.) or better if you want to directly place big bagSSS of cash outside my room instead because I have no Christmas tree in my house so you can't place them under the tree. This way, I can sit at home and shake leg&hands for the rest of my life.
  2. Let me and my family members and friends, people around me be safe, healthy and happy.
  3. Please let me be a useful and successful person in the future so that money will roll in and the amount in my bank account will increase consistently even when I'm sleeping.
These are my 3 wishes, please remember to grant me all of them if not your tummy will grow bigger so that you can't fit into Santa's wear, your signature white beard will become black, have no presents to give out next year, thus losing the best job(being Santa Claus) on Earth whereby you'd only need to work on Christmas.

You have 4more days to fulfil my wishes.....

With love ♥♥♥,
Shuxian

1 comment:

meow :D said...

MERRY CHRISTMAS LIM SHUXIAN!:D